The CROTCHITIZER is a machine the hits you in the CROTCH. It has no effect if you have no BALLS or full reproduction system. BALLS! If it hits your BALLS then your voise may sound wierder. Dammit! It just happened!


The Crotchitizer can be found in Assiom City and Bongwater City. The weapon is located up the Agorians ass and is very hard to find without a large cord to stick up the Agorians asshole. Try firing the new CROTCHITIZER are someone's balls and **** them dead! YEAH!!!