Sony are weirdos that own Insomniac Games they also own Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter and Sly Cooper. They win lots of wars because they have tons of samurai they won wars with, over companies and force them to work for them. Insomniac and Naughty Dog are slaves for Sony who taught Insomniac to be warlike. They are all addicted to heroin. They are currently at war with Microsoft and Nintendo, but don't bother writing articles about those companies cause they are the crappiest in the world don't even have a link for them they suck that much it would ruin this wiki.

Ratchet & Clank wiki
For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at the Ratchet & Clank wiki have an article about Sony.